My Favorite Martian

USA 1999

Reviewed by Kim Newman

Synopsis

Our synopses give away the plot in full, including surprise twists.

Television-news producer Tim O'Hara, fired for embarrassing newsreader Brace Channing, notices a crash-landing spaceship which shrinks to toy size. Tim takes the ship home, and its pilot - a Martian who can assume human form by chewing special gum, and is bonded to his sentient spacesuit Zoot - hides in his car. Disguised as Tim, the Martian picks up on Tim's attraction to co-worker Lizzie and kisses her.

The Martian then adopts the identity of Tim's Uncle Martin, and enlists Tim's help in repairing his spaceship. Hoping to win his job back with a big scoop, Tim videotapes the Martian in alien form, but, growing fond of him, decides against exposing him. Brace - contacted by Dr Coleye, a scientist with the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence programme - steals the tapes and plans to broadcast them. Attempting to get them back, Martin and Tim are captured by Coleye. Martin seems to die under dissection. Lizzie chews some of the alien's gum and briefly becomes a giant monster, enabling Tim to resuscitate Martin. Coleye's boss Armitan turns out to be a Martian stranded on earth since 1964 and hitches a ride back with Martin. Coleye is transformed into an alien and captured for study. Tim and Lizzie begin to have a relationship, whereupon Martin returns and announces that he is moving in with Tim.

Review

Thirty-five years on, the 1963-65 television sitcom My Favorite Martian, which starred Bill Bixby and Ray Walston as Tim and Martin, stands out among similarly plotted couple-with-a-secret domestic fantasy shows (Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, My Mother the Car) for its thinly disguised gay subtext. Each week, the harried Tim, desperate to blend in, would try to conceal the truth about his flamboyant, epicene, antennae-sprouting 'uncle' from his regulation suburban neighbours. This late 90s Disney remake is clearly designed to haul in parents who remember the old show and their pre-teen kids. (However, parents of children young enough to get anything out of this frenetic mess are more likely to remember a brief 1973 cartoon reprise, which effectively outed Martin by casting camp icon Jonathan Harris from Lost in Space in the role.)

Because it needs to dilute any lavender flavour, there is a great deal of heterosexual faffing about: Jeff Daniels is torn between Daryl Hannah and a nasty-but-dim Elizabeth Hurley while Christopher Lloyd gets to make time with Christine Ebersole's glamorous widow. Admittedly, it's not quite as obnoxious in its romantic attitudes as The Mask - in which the glamorous but shallow girl rather than the sensitive but mousy one turns out to be right for the hero - but the non-stop up-and-down relationships of characters do add to the generally overwrought feel of the film.

As usual, the score samples the original theme tune, and the surviving star (Walston, who played the Martian in the series) gets a cameo appearance which establishes the film as a combination of sequel to and remake of the old television show, though there's a sense that everyone wants to get it over with quickly. (Walston doesn't even sprout his trademark antennae.) There's also an attempt, as with DC Comics' revamp of the 50s Martian Manhunter character, to square the show's silly premise with what is now generally known about Mars. In an opening snippet that is wittier than the rest of the film a terrestrial probe conks out after "exploring nine new rocks", while just over the rim lies a vast Martian civilisation.

Apart from a few references (not even jokes) that evoke Men in Black, E.T. and The X Files, My Favorite Martian largely comprises special-effects slapstick set-pieces that manage to be resolutely unfunny and faintly ugly: a shrinking car escaping through the sewers and enlarging itself in a toilet bowl, for instance, or Martin 'drunk' on ice-cream producing a messy telekinetic food hurricane.

Amid such energetic charmlessness, Jeff Daniels is prodded into one of his rare misjudged performances as the harassed human, while Christopher Lloyd cuts loose in search of laughs that aren't in the script. The CGI living spacesuit Zoot ranks as one of the most irritating miracles of special effects ever to make it into a film, and its non-stop incoherent patter is weighed down with earth references that render its alien origin meaningless. ("Are you one of the Spice Girls?" it asks a hulking guard.)

A decade ago, the legacy of fantasy sitcoms was evoked by such films as Splash and Earth Girls Are Easy, which at least tried to adapt to the different social milieu of their time. Now, the old stuff is served straight, filtered through those 80s movies. That mad-scientist subplot, which didn't work in Splash but has unaccountably become its most imitated aspect, is trotted out again here - with more hideous effects and loud noises than the mind can stand ladled in. Only the total collapse of Hollywood can save us from a reprise of My Mother the Car.

Credits

Producers
Robert Shapiro
Jerry Leider
Marc Toberoff
Screenplay
Deanna Oliver
Sherri Stoner
Based on the TV series created by
John L. Greene
produced by
Jack Chertok
Director of Photography
Thomas Ackerman
Editor
Malcolm Campbell
Production Designer
Sandy Veneziano
Music
John Debney
©Disney Enterprises, Inc
Production Companies
Walt Disney Pictures presents a Jerry Leider/Robert Shapiro production
Executive Producer
Barry Bernardi
Co-producer
Daryl Kass
Production Co-ordinator
Tracy Kettler
Unit Production Manager
Daryl Kass
Location Managers
Karlene Gallegly
Phillips Wylly Jr
Assistant Directors
Martha Elcan
Tony Schwartz
Julia Sconyers Gissel
Script Supervisor
Susan Bierbaum
Casting
Janet Hirshenson
Jane Jenkins
Camera Operator
Douglas Ryan
Visual Effects
Supervisors:
Phil Tippett
John T. Van Vliet
Producer:
Susan MacLeod
Co-ordinator:
David W. Allen
Editor:
April Lawrence
Zoot/Lizzie Monster Character Animation
Tippett Studio
Visual Effects Supervisors:
Phil Tippett
Craig Hayes
Visual Effects Producer:
Jules Roman
Animation Supervisors:
Trey Stokes
Thomas Schelesny
Compositing Supervisor:
Brennan Doyle
CG Supervisor:
Doug Epps
Digital Lighting Supervisor:
Greg Butler
Animation Department Head:
Jeremy Canton
Senior Character Animators:
Blair Clark
Pete Konig
Character Animators:
Bobby Beck
Tom Gibbons
Bart Goldman
Eric Levin
Randy Link
Joseph Littlejohn
Mark Schreiber
Tanya Spence
Jesse Sugarman
Robin Watts
Art Department Supervisor:
Paula Lucchesi
Lead Digital Painter:
Belinda Van Valkenburg
Digital Painters:
Helen Verhoven
Sabrina Riegel
Grace Murphy
Merrick Cheney
Ease Owyeung
Digital Lighting Department Head:
Julie Newdoll
Senior Digital Lighting:
Steve Reding
Allison Tores
Digital Lighting:
Desirée Mourad
Frank Petzold
Jeff Raymond
Saba Rofchaei
Suzanne Smith
Matthew Welker
Lead Digital Effects Animator:
Darby Johnston
Digital Effects Animator:
Al Arthur
Digital Compositors:
Alan Boucek
Colin Epstein
Bill Eyler
Charles Granich
Peter Juneau
Jim McVay
Alfred Murrie
Zoe Peck
Jeff Sargent
Russ Sueyoshi
Guerdon Trueblood
Visual Effects Production Manager:
Alonzo Ruvalcaba
Lead Visual Effects Co-ordinator:
Suzanne Lowe
Visual Effects Co-ordinators:
Molly Lynch
Eve Sakellariou
Assistant Co-ordinator:
Eva Sollberger
Operations Manager:
Jeff Stringer
Match Movers:
Aaron Kohr
Betsy McClung
Chris Paizis
Charles Rose
Digital Post Camera:
Mike Palmiari
Digital Roto Supervisor:
Joanne Ladoicetta
Digital Roto:
John Dunlap
Matt Jacobs
Matt Logue
Stephanie Modestowicz
Ann Rockwell
Cathy Waterman
Film I/O Supervisor:
David Rosenthal
Digital Scanner Operator:
Stephen Stanton
Colour Correction:
Page Frakes
Haunt Rama
Digital Camera Operator:
Darren Jones
Film I/O Co-ordinator:
Vicki Wong
Visual Effects Editor:
Maia Veres
Systems Manager:
Xian Rice
Special Visual Effects/Animation
Available Light Ltd
Visual Effects Design/Supervision:
John T. Van Vliet
Post-production Supervisor:
Gretchen Wieland
Visual Effects Producer:
Katherine Kean
3D Modelling/Animation:
W.L. Arance
3D Animation:
Ajoy Mani
Scott Coulter
Kevin Van Hook
Chadd Cole
Marco Mire
2D Animation:
Martin Hilke
Laurel Klick
Martine Tomczyk
Tony Venezia
Donna Tracy
Warren Fuller
Paper Animation:
Jeff Howard
Colour Timing:
Betzy Bromberg
Opening Mars Sequence
Dream Quest Images
Visual Effects Supervisor:
Tim Landry
Visual Effects Producer:
David McCullough
Director of Photography:
Scott Beattie
Model Shop Supervisor:
Tony Meininger
Rover Model Builders:
Eric Krogh
John Grimley
Set Builder:
Michael Stuart
Matte Painter:
Michael Meaker
Compositor:
Jeff Olm
Digital Artist:
Michael Jackson
Additional Visual Effects
Syd Dutton
Bill Taylor
Illusion Arts Inc
Additional Visual Effects
Rainmaker Digital Pictures
Digital Compositor:
Brian Battles
Digital Film Supervisor:
Chris Kutcka
Executive Producer:
Mark Franco
Production Manager:
Karen Kutcka
Additional Visual Effects
Station X Studios, LLC
Visual Effects Supervisor:
Meni Tsirbas
Digital Artists:
Danny Braet
Andy Lesniak
Visual Effects Producer:
Eileen O'Connor
Additional Visual Effects
Hammerhead Productions Inc
Buena Vista Imaging
Roto Rooter Miniature
4-Ward Productions
Animatronic Martian Effects Design/Creation
Alec Gillis
Tom Woodruff Jr
Martian Creature Design
Jim Henson's Creature Shop
Animatronic Martian Effects
Amalgamated Dynamics Inc
Project Co-ordinators:
Yuri Everson
Steve Frakes
Concept Artists:
Jordu Schell
Mark Page
Sculptors:
Steve Koch
Jeffrey P. Buccacio Jr
Ken Brilliant
Linda Frobos
Mechanical Crew:
Jimmy Hirahara
Mark Johnson
Jason Ryan
Motion Control:
Mark Mullins
Previsualization
Pixel Liberation Front
Team Works
Motion Control
General Lift
Image G
Effects Camera
Cineflex
Projection FX
Bill Hansard
H.E.I.
Rear Projection
Hansard Entertainment
Special Effects
Co-ordinator:
Rich Ratliff
On-set Supervisor:
Greg C. Jensen Sr
Supervisor:
Peter Albiez
Technicians:
Roy Augenstein
Richard M. Bisetti
Mark A. Bodine
Stephen A. Gindorf
Tim Holcombe
Thomas Love
Patrick Ratliff
David Rohrer
Karen Rumbarger
John Sica
Robert Sturgis
Floyd Van Wey
Martian Puppeteers
George Bernota
Evan Brainard
Steve Buscaino
Yuri Everson
Steve Frakes
Hiroshi Ikeuichi
Luke Khanlian
Len Levitt
John Lundberg
Greg Manion
Tony Matijevich
Christine Papalexis
Dave Penikas
Anton Ruprecht
Shannon Shea
N. Brock Winkless IV
Additional Editing
Donn Cambern
Art Director
Christopher Burian-Mohr
Set Designer
Nancy Mickleberry
Set Decorator
Michael J. Taylor
Storyboard Illustrator
Leonard Morganti
Costume Designer
Hope Hanafin
Costume Supervisor
Nancy McArdle
Make-up
Department Head:
Kenny Myers
Key Artist:
Kathryn Miles Kelly
Hair
Department Head:
Karen Asano-Myers
Key Stylist:
D.J. Plumb
Title Design
Intralink
Titles
Pacific Title/Mirage
Opticals
Buena Vista Imaging
Cinema Research Corporation
Orchestrations
Brad Dechter
Executive in Charge of Music for The Buena Vista Motion Pictures Group
Kathy Nelson
Music Editor
Andrew Silver
Score Recordist/Mixer
Dennis Sands
Auricle
Michael Mason
Soundtrack
"Uncle Martin Theme" by Danny Elfman; "My Favorite Martian Theme Song" by George Greeley; "Blues Come Walkin' In" by/performed by Tab Benoit; "The Perfect Wave" by Sandro Carruba, Mel Waldorf, performed by Los Mel-tones; "Hot Hot Hot" by Alphonsus Cassell, performed by Buster Poindexter; "Give a Little Love" by Diane Warren, Albert Hammond, performed by Native; "I Got You (I Feel Good)" by/performed by James Brown; "La donna è mobile" by Giuseppe Verdi, performed by Czechoslovak Radio Symphony Orchestra; "Get Ready 4 This" by Filip DeWilde, Jean Paul DeCoster, Simon Harris, performed by 2 Unlimited; "Let's Fall in Love" by Harold Arlen, Ted Koehler, performed by Louis Armstrong; "Dateline the World" by/performed by John Hobbs; "Also sprach Zarathustra" by Richard Strauss; "Rawhide Theme" by Dimitri Tiomkin, Ned Washington
Production Sound
Robert J. Anderson Jr
Re-recording Mixers
Robert Litt
Elliot Tyson
Rick Hart
Recordists
Marsha Sorce
Kevin Webb
Supervising Sound Editor
Michael Hilkene
Co-supervising Sound Editors
Odin Benitez
Elliott Koretz
C.T. Welch
Sound Editing
Dimension Sound
Dialogue Editors
Gaston Biraben
Avram Gold
Sound Effects Design
Ken J. Johnson
Electronic Sound Effects Editors
Alexandra Gonzales
Randall R. Guth
Michael Jonascu
ADR
Supervisor:
Michele Perrone
Editors:
Laura Graham
Linda Folk
Foley
Supervisor:
John O. Wilde
Artists:
Dan O'Connell
John Cucci
Recordist:
Linda Lew
Mixer:
Nerses Gezalyan
Editors:
Paul N.J. Ottosson
Solange S. Schwalbe
Stunt Co-ordinators
Ernie Orsatti
Noon Orsatti
Helicopter Pilot
Peter McKernan
Cast
Jeff Daniels
Tim O'Hara
Christopher Lloyd
'Uncle Martin'
Elizabeth Hurley
Brace Channing
Daryl Hannah
Lizzie
Christine Ebersole
Mrs Lorelei Brown
Wallace Shawn
Dr Elliott Coleye
Michael Lerner
Ben Channing, newspaper editor
Jeremy Hotz
Billy
T.K. Carter
Lenny
Shelley Malil
Felix
Ray Walston
Armitan, 'Neenerd'
Zoot
himself
Dawn Maxey
salesgirl
Steven Anthony Lawrence
Nurplex kid
Michael Chieffo
Earl Metz
Troy Evans
Captain Dalton
Arthur Senzy
Commander Murdoch
Charles Chun
radar controller
Michael Dempsey
Van Gundy
David St. James
Prescott
Dee Ann Helsel
dressing room woman
Joe Garrett
hardware store employee
Lorin McRaley
cool dude
Ken Thorley
KTSC floor manager
Tom Hallick
Howard Greenly
Barry Pearl
news director
Buck Kartalian
senior citizen muscle man
Steve Bond
the SETI group driver
Sylvester 'Bear' Terkay
huge guard
Michael Bailey Smith
big guard
Jean-Luc Martin
guard at gate
Christian Keiber
guard at clearing
Richard Kleber
Mr Butz
Debra Christofferson
Mrs Butz
Howard H. Ross
newspaper man
Allan Kolman
Pamela Gordon
Robert Rigamonti
Beau Billingslea
Michael Adler
scientists
Frank Cavestani
tanning contest emcee
[uncredited]
Wayne Knight
voice of Zoot
Certificate
PG
Distributor
Buena Vista International (UK)
8,418 feet
93 minutes 32 seconds
SDDS/Dolby digital/ Digital DTS sound
Prints by
Technicolor
Last Updated: 20 Dec 2011