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UK/France 1999
Reviewed by Edward Lawrenson
Our synopses give away the plot in full, including surprise twists.
Following a doctor's appointment at which she's told she has a year left on her biological clock in which to become pregnant, novelist Kate Dickson drives to meet her husband Rob. On the way, she crashes into car salesman Dave Parker's Jaguar. They argue. Next she discovers Rob is leaving her for 20-year-old Samantha - Dave's wife. Needing money, Kate decides to rent out another of her rooms (gay actor Andrew already lodges with her). Dave, now homeless, brings round the bill for the Jaguar. Unable to pay, Kate reluctantly lets Dave stay rent-free in her spare room.
Kate visits a fertility clinic but can't afford the treatment. Her frosty attitude towards Dave melts after spending a drunken but chaste night with him. They begin a relationship and Kate gets pregnant. But when Dave discovers Kate comforting a contrite Rob he mistakenly thinks she still loves him and leaves her. Months later, on the eve of the new millennium, Dave turns up at Kate's house to attempt a reconciliation. Heavily pregnant, Kate goes into labour; Dave rushes her to hospital. She gives birth to twins, Fanny and Elvis, and falls back in love with Dave.
Kay Mellor is perhaps best known for writing the television series Band of Gold and Playing the Field. Popular with audiences, these were accessible, finely crafted dramas, which winningly combined the character-based concerns of soap opera with a salty dash of social realism. So Mellor's debut feature as writer-director, Fanny & Elvis, comes as a particular disappointment. A cheerless romantic comedy, it's closer in tone to the smug, thirtysomething angstfests (Cold Feet, say) schedulers are so fond of these days than anything she's done in the past.
But Fanny & Elvis' biggest surprise is how uncomfortably close to caricature Mellor makes her protagonist Kate, the fussy middle-class novelist who falls for rough diamond Dave. Ever conscious of her advancing biological clock, Kate spends most of her time either launching broody lurches at the nearest available man, or subjecting Dave to hissy, waspish fits of temper. The presence of Absolutely Fabulous' Jennifer Saunders as Kate's ditzy literary agent suggests Mellor's ribbing of Kate's middle-aged malaise was meant in the spirit of Ab Fab's cheeky brand of satire, but lacking Saunders' comic ebullience the end result is closer to a self-satisfied sneer than a tolerant grin.
The clumsy depiction of Kate and Dave's growing intimacy most clearly illustrates Mellor's disregard for her characters. Naturally, in the best romantic-comedy tradition, Kate and Dave hate one another from the outset. But their ensuing thaw is so thinly developed Mellor ends up advancing some fairly unorthodox views on the nature of romantic love. Increasingly desperate for a baby, Kate finally throws herself at Dave when she discovers he's fathered a batch of kids in previous marriages. Dave only relents when he's assured that, whatever happens, he won't have to pay child maintenance. From then on, the two are in love and fated to be together - an inevitability a long time coming thanks to a convoluted separation Mellor clumsily arranges half way through the film.
So there you have it, a definition of love which is frighteningly cynical, almost neo-Darwinian in its scope. With Mellor unable to convince us otherwise, Kate and Dave's relationship seems predicated exclusively on grounds of biological compatibility (and narrative necessity). For a supposedly feelgood romantic comedy, this must be a first.