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There's Only One Jimmy Grimble
UK/France 2000
Reviewed by Jim White
Synopsis
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Manchester, the present. A pupil at Greenock High School, Jimmy Grimble is the substitute on the school's football team, whose star player Gordon 'Gorgeous' Burley bullies him. Burley's father Ken promises that he will pay for the school's sports hall if the team, coached by disillusioned PE teacher Eric Wirral, makes it to the final of the Manchester Schools' Cup. On his way home, Jimmy is chased by Gordon and hides in a derelict house. There, an old woman gives him a pair of football boots. Jimmy later throws them into a skip.
On the day of the first Schools' Cup match, Gordon chucks Jimmy's usual boots into a passing refuse truck. Jimmy retrieves the gift boots from the skip. Playing against Wreckingham, Gordon is injured; sent on in the last minutes, Jimmy scores the winning goal. Believing his boots to be magic, Jimmy plays a key role in his school team's reaching the cup final. He strikes up a friendship with new girl Sara, boosts former Manchester City player Eric's confidence and attracts the attention of a Manchester United football scout. On the day of the cup final (played at City's grounds), Jimmy discovers the old lady dead. Gordon dumps Jimmy's 'magic' boots into a nearby canal, causing Jimmy to lose confidence on the pitch. At half-time, Harry, the ex-lover of Jimmy's mum Donna, convinces Jimmy that his boots weren't magical. Playing better in the second half, Jimmy sets up the winning goal. Having split with her thieving fiancé Two Dogs, Donna gets back together with Harry; Jimmy accepts a place on City's youth programme.
Review
"It's not working, is it?" says Ray Winstone towards the end of There's Only One Jimmy Grimble, his Manchester accent as authentic as a seven-pound note. As a critical summary of the film, his observation cannot be bettered. Jimmy Grimble is a film about football, but the central fault that dogs all football movies - actors don't have footballers' legs and footballers can't act - is not the issue here. The actual match sequences are the freshest aspects of the film. Eschewing realism, director John Hay (The Steal) allows the progression of Jimmy Grimble (a fine performance by Lewis McKenzie) from useless spod to schoolboy champion to be mapped in a series of imaginatively shot set pieces. Whether it's Jimmy on his own as 20 yobs charge towards him in menacing slow motion, or Jimmy waltzing through a forest of chopping legs shot from a camera spinning lace high above the turf, it works.
The problem is with the rest of the film, those minor incidentals such as character, plot and dialogue. The reason movies about sport rarely match the real thing is that sport, this side of a Mike Tyson fight, is utterly unpredictable. When making movies about sport, film directors, however, tend to resort to well-worn plots which rarely leave you guessing over the outcome of their competing heroes. In Jimmy Grimble, for instance, we are never left in doubt as to the result of the matches on the pitch and off it: as Jimmy's team marches on to the Manchester Schools' Cup, we just know boy will get girl, mum will get boyfriend and bully will get come-uppance. Plus, in the inevitable afterglow of last-minute triumph, cynical coach will rediscover joy, jaded headmaster will find his long buried pride and Nike will get full value from their product-placement contract.
The obviousness of the plot might not be so bad had the humour been a little more lively. But the dialogue is as laboured and one-dimensional as the characterisation; the observations on life trite and leaden: "If the magic's not in my boots," concludes Jimmy at the end with all apparent seriousness, "it must be in my feet." Moreover, sparse and intermittent as they are, the jokes arrive with all the subtlety and unexpectedness of a riot involving England supporters. As soon as Two Dogs, Jimmy's mum's admirer and incompetent would-be martial-arts fiend, starts playing with his kung fu chain in front of the mirror, for instance, you just know he's going to lose control and spatchcock his nipples.
No wonder the big names attracted to the film, presumably in the belief it might prove the new Gregory's Girl, do their best to disappear. Ray Winstone and Robert Carlyle give performances so understated it is almost as if they're trying to disassociate themselves from the enterprise as they go along. At least Carlyle, as Jimmy's disillusioned coach, sounds like a local as the camera follows him through the vivid urban landscape of Manchester. Winstone, as the ex-boyfriend Jimmy wants his mum to get back together with, appears to think a Mancunian accent can be achieved by grumbling into his chest, his voice so deep in Lee Marvin territory, he must have needed an aqualung to get down there. It is not working indeed.
Credits
- Director
- John Hay
- Producers
- Sarah Radclyffe
- Jeremy Bolt
- Alison Jackson
- Screenplay
- Simon Mayle
- John Hay
- Rik Carmichael
- Story
- Simon Mayle
- Director of Photography
- John de Borman
- Editor
- Oral Norrie Ottey
- Production Designer
- Michael Carlin
- Music
- Simon Boswell
- Alex James
- ©Pathé Fund Limited
- Production Companies
- Pathé Pictures presents
- in association with the Arts Council of England
- and le Studio Canal+
- a Sarah Radclyffe/Impact Films production
- supported by the National Lottery through the Arts Council of England
- Executive Producers
- Alexis Lloyd
- Andrea Calderwood
- Bill Godfrey
- Line Producer
- Claire Hunt
- Production Executive
- Pathé:
- Natasha Ross
- Production Co-ordinator
- Winnie Wishart
- Unit Manager
- David Myatt
- Location Manager
- Sam Taylor
- Assistant Directors
- Stephen Woolfenden
- Beni Turkson
- Matt Carver
- Toby Ford
- Ben Dixon
- Script Supervisor
- Heather Storr
- Casting
- Director:
- Suzanne M. Smith
- ADR Voice:
- Louis Elman
- Additional Photography
- Peter Sinclair
- Camera Operators
- Alistair Rae
- Photosonics:
- Lawrence Bewsher
- Steadicam
- Alistair Rae
- Additional:
- Stuart Howell
- Digital Effects
- Cinesite (Europe) Limited
- Special Effects
- Emergency House Effects
- Snow Effects
- Snow Business
- Art Director
- Karen Wakefield
- Set Decorator
- Liz Griffiths
- Storyboard Artist
- Douglas Ingram
- Costume Designer
- Mary-Jane Reyner
- Costume Supervisor
- Nicole Young
- Make-up/Hair
- Chief:
- Kathy Ducker
- Artists:
- Samantha Print
- Barbara Taylor
- Title Design
- Kemistry
- Titles/Opticals
- General Screen Enterprises
- Music Supervisors
- Abi Leland
- Dan Rose
- Music Editor
- Tom Sayers
- Reel Sound
- Music Recording/
Mix Engineer - Geoff Foster
- Soundtrack
- "The Only One I Know" - The Charlatans; "Feel the Panic" - Freestylers, contains a sample of "It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back" - Public Enemy; "Blue Moon", "Do You Believe?"- Ian McCulloch, Simon Boswell, Alex James; "City Boy" - Orbital; "Two Tribes" - Frankie Goes to Hollywood; "Kinky Afro" - Happy Mondays; "Waterfall" - Stone Roses; "Stronger" - Contempo; "Unbelievable" - EMF; "Venus" - Bananarama; "Nothing Lasts Forever" - Echo and the Bunnymen; "Right Here Right Now" - Fatboy Slim; "Let Forever Be" - The Chemical Brothers
- Sound Mixer
- George Richards
- Dubbing Mixer
- Tim Alban
- Supervising Sound Editor
- Jeremy Price
- Dialogue Editors
- Julian Dodwell
- Hilary Wyatt
- Atmosphere Effects Editor
- Terry Brown
- ADR
- Recordists:
- Paul Harris
- Dave McGrath
- Editor:
- Julian Dodwell
- Foley
- Artists:
- Felicity Cottrell
- Jack Stew
- Recordist:
- Barnaby Smyth
- Editor:
- Barnaby Smyth
- Stunt Co-ordinator
- Lee Sheward
- Football/Action Choreography
- Paul Filipiak
- Football Choreography/ Coach
- Simon Clifford
- Cast
- Robert Carlyle
- Eric Wirral
- Ray Winstone
- Harry
- Gina McKee
- Donna
- Lewis McKenzie
- Jimmy Grimble
- Jane Lapotaire
- Alice Brewer
- Ben Miller
- Two Dogs
- Wayne Galtrey
- Walkway Kid
- Ciaran Griffiths
- Psycho
- Bobby Power
- Gorgeous
- Samia Ghadie
- Sara
- Anthony Marsh
- Crane
- Sean Delaney
- Brick
- Charles Denton
- The Cat
- Azmier Ahmed
- Elvis
- John McArdle
- headmaster
- Ann Aris
- Richard Heap
- governors
- John Henshaw
- Ken Burley
- Michael J. Jackson
- Colin
- Jim Whelan
- Robbie Brewer
- Jacqueline Leonard
- Kath
- Samantha Cunningham
- Melanie Morrison
- Chris Carson
- Lee Price
- Abdi Ismail
- Andy Hampson
- Gareth Gibson
- Greenock team
- Andrew Schofield
- Wreckingham referee
- Barry Edwards
- Wreckingham goalie
- Carl Chase
- thug in pub
- Steve Garti
- security guard
- Sean McGowan
- Northmoor referee
- Dave Hill
- United scout
- Julie Brown
- underwear party guest
- Trevor Dwyer Lynch
- Hard Hat
- Liam Fox
- sales assistant
- Alan Keegan
- Schools' Cup commentator
- Spurley Hey High School
- Irlam & Cadishead Community High School
- Cheadle Hulme School
- King George V Sixth Form College
- Wright Robinson Sports College
- Garforth Community College
- Cardinal Heenan Catholic High School
- Corpus Christi High School
- Allerton Grange High School
- opposing teams
- Warren Dennis
- Michael McWilliams
- Gareth Cavanagh
- Daniel Harrison
- Certificate
- tbc
- Distributor
- Pathé Distribution
- tbc feet
- tbc minutes
- Dolby Digital
- Colour/Prints by
- DeLuxe