Whatever Happened to Harold Smith?

UK 1999

Reviewed by Mark Sinker

Synopsis

Our synopses give away the plot in full, including surprise twists.

Sheffield, Christmas 1977. Discoboy Vince Smith loves fellow law-clerk Joanna Robinson, but daren't ask her out, although she'd like him to. Christmas festivities at the Smith household include party turns: Vince's brother Ray is an aspiring conjuror; father Harold can read minds. At an OAP birthday party, Harold stops watches with mind power - but also three pacemakers, killing their owners. National media outrage ensues. At the Roxy disco, Vince sees his mother picking up young men. Leaving in anger, he encounters punks misbehaving and falls for a girl punk. Later, he tries to become punk himself but is too naturally polite.

Harold is arrested and Vince's boss Nesbitt defends him. Joanna's punk boyfriend besieges the Robinson household and Vince realises the two girls he fancies are the same person. To prove Harold's mind powers are made up, Nesbitt asks Joanna's father Peter, a university lecturer, to run tests. The powers prove real. Peter starts publicising Harold as the new messiah. More media attention follows, until a television talk show doorsteps the Smith family. Harold - recognising the harm being done - denies his powers. Joanna tells Vince she doesn't want to see him anymore. He ambushes her ex-boyfriend in order to win back her love but she angrily spurns him. The ex-boyfriend beats him up until Harold steps in with his powers. Vince wins Joanna over at last by disco dancing.

Review

Peter Hewitt - director of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey and The Borrowers, both most excellent in their way - will surely never make a movie of profound intellectual substance. But he may also never make one that isn't fun, such is his obsessive care with certain details (setting up and delivering gags, getting the look and pop-culture references precise). Whatever Happened to Harold Smith? is a quirky original love story, set in a recreated punk era at once scrupulously exact and dreamily imaginary, telling of working-class wannabe punk Vince Smith's shy attraction to the 'real' (though middle-class) punk Joanna Robinson.

Scripted as a magical-realist fable about the corrosive effects of fame, Whatever screens as a discombobulated series of set-pieces, blithely unconcerned whether any given character has a coherent purpose scene-to-scene. For example, the trendy-lefty but uptight Robinson household has a sex-education tableau and a confessing-infidelities scene, both painfully funny, yet no attempt is made to synchronise the scenes emotionally. All that matters in any scene is the gag concept in play, as if all Hewitt's head has room for is big- and small-screen moments: clichés to subvert, classic scenes to parody, canonic camera timing to machine-tool.

Equally, Hewitt's notion of a radical cultural upheaval seems to be Rod Hull's puppet Emu's assault on interviewer Michael Parkinson, although if this is a limitation it still gives him an appropriate perspective on punk, which was obsessed by media (including its own mediation). So it's perfectly appropriate the media should play such a pivotal part in the dominant subplot of nice Harold Smith's unintentionally fatal telepathic powers becoming a national nine-day wonder. A swirl of referential fragments (Saturday Night Fever, Top Cat, half-forgotten television beer ads, Billy Liar) combine with real-life clip-quotes (Uri Geller spoon-bending, the Hai Karate ad) and clever recreations, with former household media names playing themselves covering the telepathy story (such as Jan Leeming, Angela Rippon, John Craven).

Although made on location in Sheffield, with the help of the kind of EU funding that usually feeds into the more constricting modes of worthy realism, the movie is art-directed towards dream territory from the outset. For example, much unobtrusive care has gone into the colour co-ordination of stacked plastic beer crates and other seemingly invisible backdrop textures, quite at odds with the real mid-70s Britain which had a stifling shabbiness now very hard to imagine, let alone recreate.

Equally anachronistic technologically is the Steadicam simulcast which forms the film's climax, where a television panel discussion is suddenly cross-cut with a live foot-in-the-door confrontation. In addition, talk-show host Roland Thornton, played by present-day television revue-satire The Fast Show's Mark Williams, is a cartoon cameo more malignantly volatile and leeringly intelligent than anyone was ever allowed to be on 70s television.

Actually, it's intriguing and revealing that Hewitt's sensibility in this film should jibe so closely with The Fast Show's. The latter's self-referential, class-canny smarts are the evolutionary end product of both the best and the most compromised legacy of punk's influence on television since the 70s. Clearly, little remains here of punk's angry will to transform the world, but occasionally, beneath the accuracy and generosity Hewitt directs even at the story's most monstrously teasable targets (such as Joanna's father the lecturer), there is an awareness of the brooding co-dependent hostility between ordinary showbiz performers and their alienated yet complicit audiences.

However, this acknowledgement is itself 90s schtick. Punk demanded better real life, not least to ensure less oppressively limiting television. So the concept of television invading real life was always something of a founding punky folk-panic. Today it's a staple of comic perception, setting the very rules that Whatever Happened to Harold Smith? abides by in such a deftly likeable, throwaway style.

Credits

Director
Peter Hewitt
Producer
Ruth Jackson
Screenplay
Ben Steiner
Director of Photography
David Tattersall
Editor
Martin Walsh
Production Designer
Gemma Jackson
Music
Rupert Gregson-Williams
©Intermedia Film Equities Limited
Production Companies
an Intermedia Films/October
Films presentation, in association with the Arts Council of England of a West Eleven Films production
Arts Council of England
Yorkshire Media Production Agency
Part funded by the European Regional Development Fund
Executive Producers
Guy East
Nigel Sinclair
For Intermedia Films
Will Evans
Philip Rose
Tim Haslam
Matthew Paine
Paul Davis
Nick Drake
Kathy Goodman
Andy Mayson
For West Eleven Films
Mary Ann Lutyens
Production Co-ordinator
Isobel Thomas
Production Manager
Blackpool Unit:
Chris Webb
TV Show Studio Manager
Stuart Bailey
Location Managers
Emma Pill
Additional Crew:
Mark Herbert
Blackpool Unit:
Darren Holt
Post-production Supervisor
Miranda Jones
Assistant Directors
Mary Soan
Josh Robertson
Ben Howard
Script Supervisors
Angela Noakes
Additional Crew:
June McDonald
Casting
Nina Gold
Additional Crew Director of Photography
John Pardue
Camera Operator
Philip Sindall
Additional Crew Operator
Jeremy Gee
Video Camera Operators
Additional Crew:
Gary Wraith
Derek Pascoe
Steadicam Operator
Keith Sewell
Video Services/Effects
Justin Owen
Visual Effects
Supervisor:
Paul Riddle
Producer:
Matt Plummer
2D Compositors
Simon Terry
Jim Bowers
Studio Manager
Pete Hanson
Technical Operations Manager
Steve MacPherson
Chief Engineer
Ian Chisholm
Film Recording
Simon Burley
Visual/CGI Effects
Double Negative
Physical Effects
Supervisor:
Ian Rowley
Technicians:
Linda Haywood
Stewart Rawson
Flying Wire Effects
Kevin Matthews
Graphics
Peter Thompson
Motion Control Camera
Ian Menzies
Art Directors
David Warren
Additional Crew:
John Billington
Costume Designer
Marie France
Costume Supervisor
Ann Taylor-Cowan
Wardrobe Master
Day Murch
Wardrobe Mistress
Marnie Ormiston
Make-up/Hair Supervisor
Darren Phillips
Make-up Artists
Sally Collins
Mandy Gold
Titles
The Useful Companies
Music Supervisors
Maggie Rodford
Matt Biffa
Music Editors
Twydor Davis
Score:
Richard Robson
Music Recordist/Mixer
Mal Luker
Programming/Synths Recording
Steve Jablonsky
Synths Recording
Gregg Silk
Soundtrack
"Whatever Happened to?" by Pete Shelley, Richard Boon, performed by The Buzzcocks; "Night Fever" by Barry Gibb, Robin Gibb, Maurice Gibb, performed by (1) The Bee Gees, (2) The Bee Gees, Janus Stark; "Handling the Big Jets" by Chris Payne, performed by The Members; "Big Spender" by Cy Coleman, Dorothy Fields, arranged by Graham Preskett, performed by Lulu; "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" by Roy Wood, performed by Roy Wood and Wizzard; "Right Back Where We Started From" by Pierre Richard Roman, J. Vincent Edwards, performed by Maxine Nightingale; "Left Bank Two" by Wayne Hill; "Underneath the Arches" by Bud Flanagan, performed by John Higgins; "I Love to Love" by Philo Robinson, James Bolden, performed by Tina Charles; "Boogie Nights" by Rod Temperton, performed by Heatwave; "You to Me Are Everything" by Ken Golde, Michael Denne, performed by The Real Thing; "Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn't Have Fallen in Love With?)" by Pete Shelley, performed by The Buzzcocks; "Anarchy in the UK" by Glen Matlock, Paul Cook, Steve Jones, John Lydon, performed by The Sex Pistols; "White Riot" by Joe Strummer, Mick Jones, performed by (1) The Clash, (2) Michael Legge; "Peaches" by Hugh Cornwell, Jean-Jacques Burnel, Dave Greenfield, Jet Black, performed by Charlie Hunnam; "Anything You Want" by/performed by Crap Attack; "No More Heroes" by Hugh Cornwell, Jean-Jacques Burnel, Dave Greenfield, Jet Black, performed by The Stranglers; "Pommie" by Reg Tilsley, performed by The London Big Sound; "Raw Power", "Personality Breakdown" by Gizz Butt, performed by Janus Stark; "theme from Starsky & Hutch" by Thomas W. Scott, arranged by Graham Preskett
Choreography
Litza Bixler
Production Sound Mixer
John Midgley
Additional Crew Sound Recordist
Steve Phillips
Re-recording Mixers
Tim Cavagin
Steve Single
Supervising Sound Editor
Ian Wilson
Dialogue Editor
Twydor Davis
ADR
Mixers:
Ed Colyer
Trevor Swanscott
David Humphries
Editor:
Howard Halsall
Foley
Artists:
Pauline Griffiths
Jenny Lee-Wright
Mixer:
John Bateman
Editor:
Peter Christelis
Stunt Co-ordinators
Ray De-Haan
Peter Brayham
Tortoises
Sue Clark
Timbertops
Cast
Tom Courtenay
Harold Smith
Michael Legge
Vince Smith
Laura Fraser
Joanna Robinson
Stephen Fry
Doctor Peter Robinson
Charlotte Roberts
Lucy Robinson
Amanda Root
Margaret Robinson
Lulu
Irene Smith
David Thewlis
Keith Nesbitt
Charlie Hunnam
Daz
Matthew Rhys
Ray Smith
James Corden
Walter Bennett
Rosemary Leach
Madge, Harold's mother
Charles Simon
Oobie
Mark Williams
Roland Thornton
John Higgins
The Reverend Anthony Cooper
Keith Chegwin
Hugh Pimm
Jeremy Child
Doctor Bannister
Patrick Monckton
Peter Pringle
Andy Rashleigh
Sergeant Tom Higgins
Iain Rogerson
North Now presenter
Rebecca Hill
Janita Appa
disco girls
Dave Cooke
boyfriend
Richenda Carey
Mary Blackcottage
Janus Stark
The Clique
Gizz Butt
Clique lead singer
Andrew Pincham
Clique drummer
Swapan Nandi
Clique bass player
Matt Biffa
Clique manager
Angela Rippon
John Craven
Alan Whicker
Jan Leeming
themselves
David Law
Charlie Wathen
Sharon Holland
Harold Smith followers
Jim Barclay
Simon Holmes
Peter Speedwell
Simon Scott
journalists
Robert Curbishley
Jonah Russell
Ian Kirkby
policemen
Anna Keaveney
woman in street
Dick Ward
man in street
Certificate
15
Distributor
United International Pictures (UK) Ltd
8,631 feet
95 minutes 54 seconds
Dolby digital
Colour by
DeLuxe
Last Updated: 20 Dec 2011