Happy, Texas

USA 1999

Reviewed by Philip Kemp

Synopsis

Our synopses give away the plot in full, including surprise twists.

On a Texas chain gang, convict Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr picks a fight with the brutal Bob Maslow, alarming a third felon on the chain, conman Harry Sawyer. When the van taking them to solitary crashes, Maslow takes off. Harry and Wayne hijack a rundown Winnebago and find themselves escorted to the small town of Happy, Texas, by the local sheriff Chappy Dent. The van actually belongs to two gay beauty-pageant producers, David and Steven, hired to stage a pre-teen pageant in Happy. Harry and Wayne adopt the gay pair's identities.

Harry hatches a plan to rob the town bank during the pageant. Leaving Wayne to coach five small girls for the event, he sets about gaining the confidence of the bank president, Josephine 'Joe' McLintock, to whom he becomes attracted. Meanwhile Chappy finds Harry arousing his latent homosexuality. Wayne discovers an aptitude for stagecraft and wins the admiration of schoolmistress Ms Schaefer. When the girls qualify for the semi-finals, she and Wayne have sex. On the day of the pageant, Harry and Wayne decide to abandon their bank heist but Maslow reappears and forces them to go through with it. Harry summons the Texas marshals. Chappy, devastated by Harry's rejection, is wounded while heroically foiling Maslow's attack on the bank. Maslow takes Joe hostage, but is captured after a chase. Back in jail for a short spell, Harry and Wayne are visited by Joe and Ms Schaefer, while Chappy finds happiness with a Texas marshal.

Review

Two minutes into Happy, Texas, one convict clouts another over the head with a dead armadillo. This suggests we're in for some undemandingly broad humour in the Zucker or Farrelly Brothers style. But although it reverts to slapstick for its set-piece chase finale, for most of its length Mark Illsley's debut film offers an unexpectedly gentle, even sentimental comedy of sexual identities, a less raucous version of The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Here, as in Stephan Elliott's film, most of the comedy derives from the clash of cultures, and from the effect on a backwoods world as its denizens open up, under the influence of the anomalous outsiders, to suppressed aspects of their own sexuality. However, the edge is taken off the humour by the film's overall air of benevolence. This is one Texas burgh where homophobia is utterly unknown. The people of Happy ("The Town Without a Frown") regard their supposedly gay visitors with nothing more aggressive than bemused curiosity and go out of their way to be tactful. Even the macho Wayne, initially horrified at the subterfuge, soon starts getting in touch with his feminine side. ("First I gotta make little polka-dotted flowers for the girls' hats," he protests when Harry summons him for a heist conference.)

If Happy, Texas' central plotline - of the two conmen coming to care about the small-town folk they were planning to dupe - is hardly unexpected, it's worked out with some warm and sensitive scripting, especially in the exchanges between Harry and Joe. Jeremy Northam turns in a neatly understated comic performance, well matched by Ally Walker. As the secondary couple Steve Zahn and Illeana Douglas get less support from the script and tend to ham it up accordingly. But acting honours are stolen, not for the first time, by the peerless William H. Macy as the lovelorn sheriff. His Texas-shuffle number, in the gay bar where he takes Harry on a date, withstands comparison to Jack Lemmon's tango in Some Like It Hot (1959), and his tearful response to Harry's rejection is genuinely moving. Cutting through the general fluffiness, the scene injects a moment of real pain into a film that, though bright and likeable, is otherwise a touch too good-natured for its own good.

Credits

Director
Mark Illsley
Producers
Mark Illsley
Rick Montgomery
Ed Stone
Screenplay
Ed Stone
Mark Illsley
Phil Reeves
Director of Photography
Bruce Douglas Johnson
Editor
Norman Buckley
Production Designer
Maurin Scarlata
Music
Peter Harris
©Happy Texas Investors, LLC
Production Companies
Miramax International presents in association with Marked Entertainment an Illsley/Stone production
Executive Producer
Jason Clark
Producer
Additional Photography:
Mike Leahy
Co-producer
Glenn S. Gainor
Associate Producer
Norman Buckley
Production Supervisors
Debra L. Gainor
Additional Photography:
Ron Schmidt
Production Co-ordinators
Brendan Garst
Additional Photography:
Ronald Cosmo Vecchiarelli
Unit Production Manager
J. Patrick Clark
Location Managers
Joe 'The Turk' Burk
Christopher Lee
Additional Photography:
Michael Gene Paolillo
Post-production
Supervisor:
Teresa Kelly
Co-ordinators:
Armand Garabidian
Doug Sulkin
Additional Photography Supervisor:
Korik Morii
Consultant:
Harry Miller
2nd Unit Director
Ricardo Matta
Assistant Directors
George Bamber
Robin Jorden
Jody Spilkoman
2nd Unit:
Jose Hernandez
Shawn Hanley
Additional Photography:
Fernando Altschul
Kelly Kiernan
Script Supervisor
Samantha Kirkeby
Casting
Joe Garcia
ADR Voice:
Steve & Edie
2nd Unit Director of Photography
Bengt Jan Jonsson
Steadicam Operators
Rick Tiedemann
Additional Photography:
Gavin Ames
Digital Facilities
THDX
3D Animation:
Inaki Imaz
2D Compositing:
Michael Adkisson
Pyrotechnics
Gregory C. Landerer
Associate Editor
Jeff McEvoy
Art Director
Tobey Bays
Set Decorator
Phoebe O'Connor
Scenic Artist
Suzette Stotts
Costume Designer
Julia Schklair
Costume Supervisor
Mandi Line
Key Make-up/Hair
Pico
Make-up
Karen Scherer
Additional Artists:
Suzan Kaminga
Carla Fabrizi
Key, Additional Photography:
Ania M. Harasimiak
Key Hairstylist
Additional Photography:
Solina Tabrizi
Titles/Opticals
Title House
Jennifer Rae Smith
Blake Busby
Jose Avitia
Additional Music
David Feinman
James Stemple
Percussion
M.B. Gordy
Orchestral Score Performed by
Northwest Sinfonia
Music Supervisors
Emily Kaye
Alex Patsavas
Music Co-ordinator
Audrey Deroche
Score Producers
David Feinman
Peter Harris
Music Editors
Brian Kirk
Ron Finn
Scoring Mixer
Scott Cochran
Midi Consultant
Kevin Bassinson
Soundtrack
"Passin'n Thru" by Johnny Cash, Randy Scruggs, performed by Randy Scruggs with Joan Osborne; "Good at Secrets" by Kim Richey, Maia Sharp, performed by Kim Richey; "The Little Light of Mine" performed by Carly Fink; "Ordinary Heart" by Emmylou Harris, Kimmie Rhodes, performed by Emmylou Harris; "After a Kiss" by Steven Dale Jones, Carolyn Dawn Jones, performed by Pam Tillis; "Are You Happy Baby" by Lee Roy Parnell, Gary Nicholson, performed by Lee Roy Parnell, Keb'Mo; "Baila este ritmo" by Ron Morales, Raul 'Nunie' Rubio, Leonardo 'Flaco' Jimenez, Michael Morales, performed by Flaco Jimenez; "Me Neither" by Brad Paisley, Chris Dubois, Frank Rogers, performed by Brad Paisley; "Half a Man" by Kent Blazy, Jeffrey Steele, performed by Shannon Brown; "Honky Tonk Song" by Buck Peddy, Mel Tillis, performed by BR5-49; "Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine" by Jason Burns, Jesse Dayton, performed by the Road Kings; "Konfetti" by Krys Moram, Claude Tarrasu, Jan Tinski; "Back Beat Boogie" by Ray Davies; "Feelin' Kinda Lucky" by Robert Williams, performed by Big Sandy and his Fly-Rite Boys; "Back in the Swing" by/performed by Davin James; "Shot Gun" by Rick Miller, performed by Southern Culture on the Skids; "The Entertainer" arranged by Brian Kirk; "Oh So Quiet" by Hans Lang, Bert Reisfeld, performed by Jillian Berard, Scarlett Pomers, Tiffany Takara, Melissa Arnold, Cassie Silva
Choreography
Kelly Devine
Production Sound Mixer
Ed White
2nd Unit Sound Mixers
Kip Gyn
James Dehr
Re-recording Mixers
Wayne Artman Sr
Robert Harman
Supervising Sound Editor
Michael Payne
Dialogue Editors
Paul Curtis
John C. Stuver
Frederick H. Stahly
Supervising Sound Effects Editor
Ann Scibelli
Sound Effects Editors
Jeff Whitcher
Elisabeth Flaum
Jeff K. Brunello
Laura Kamper
Michael Kamper
ADR
Additional Supervision:
Andrew DeCristofaro
Loop Group:
Steve Bulen
Edie Mirman
Newell Alexander
Mitch Carter
David Cowgill
Jackie Gonneau
Joyce Kurtz
Gracie Moore
Recordist:
Shawn Kennelly
Mixer:
Eric Thompson
Editor:
Paul Curtis
Foley
Recording:
Ground Control Studios
Greg Mauer
Susan Pusateri
Greg Louden
Stunt Co-ordinators
Bobby C. King
Additional Photography:
Manny Perry
Animal Trainer
Additional Photography:
Steve Martin's Working Wildlife
Cast
Jeremy Northam
Harry Sawyer
Steve Zahn
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr
Ally Walker
Josephine 'Joe' McLintock
Illeana Douglas
Ms Schaefer
William H. Macy
Sheriff Chappy Dent
M.C. Gainey
Bob Maslow
Ron Perlman
Nalhober
Paul Dooley
the judge
Mo Gaffney
Mrs Bromley
Jillian Berard
Madison
Scarlett Pomers
Jency
Melissa Arnold
Cassie Silva
Tiffany Takara
other Happy girls
Tim Bagley
David
Michael Hitchcock
Steven
Ed Stone
Alton
Rance Howard
Ely
Derek Montgomery
bully boy
Kiva Lawrence
pageant judge
Carly Fink
'Little Light Girl'
David Shackelford
Varnel
Kim Story
guard
Certificate
12
Distributor
Buena Vista International (UK)
8,872 feet
98 minutes 35 seconds
Dolby
Colour by
Foto-Kem
Last Updated: 20 Dec 2011